For those who have just tuned in, we are sorry to say you are not in for a pleasant surprise.
Euro-Yroke (St Kilda) are playing Walyalup (Fremantle) at Marvel Stadium under a closed roof and at half-time both sides have kicked just five goals each. This is far from a shootout.
Josh Treacy of the Dockers and Rowan Marshall of the Saints compete for the ball.Credit: Getty Images
Still, as the Dockers lead by three points, there are highlights to enjoy.
The battle between big men Rowan Marshall and Luke Jackson is a ripper.
Marshall, who had 23 contested possessions last week against the Hawks, has had 19 disposals in the first half, including four marks and 18 hit-outs.
Jackson has amassed 16 disposals, two marks and 20 hit-outs. They are probably the two best players on the ground.
Max King has taken one grab inside 50, without kicking a goal, but his fellow forward Mitch Owens is having a more successful night, slotting three first-half goals.
When Jack Sinclair, Nasiah Wanganeen-Milera and Brad Hill get hold of the ball, the Saints at least look dangerous. They can provide the sizzle that Lyon has been craving. More please.
Jordan Clark has been prolific off half-back for Fremantle, while James Aish has been a solid back-up in defence.
Luke Ryan is winning a lot of the ball, alongside Caleb Serong and Nat Fyfe.
The Dockers have missed three easy shots at goal so far and could be further in front. Inaccuracy is costly in a tight match.
The prediction from here: a game that will continue to be played between the arcs, few goals and a close finish.
Hopefully, we are wrong.